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Thread: ..A chuckle

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    ..A chuckle

    12 Cats for Christmas!

    On the first day of Christmas
    when I brought home my tree
    My 12 cats were laughing at me.

    On the second day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    2 mangled garlands and
    my 12 cats laughing at me.

    On the third day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me.

    On the fourth day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me.

    On the fifth day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands and
    my 12 cats laughing at me/

    On the sixth day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me.

    On the seventh day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands and
    my 12 cats laughing at me
    On the eighth day of Christmas.

    I saw beneath my tree
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands and
    my 12 cats laughing at me.

    On the ninth day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    9 chewed-through light strings
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands and
    my 12 cats laughing at me.

    On the tenth day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    10 tinsel hairballs
    9 chewed-through light strings
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    11 broken branches
    10 tinsel hairballs
    9 chewed-through light strings
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands and

    my 12 cats laughing at me.

    On the twelfth day of Christmas
    I looked at my poor tree
    12 cats a-climbing
    11 broken branches
    10 tinsel hairballs
    9 chewed-through light strings
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

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    and some cat sayings

    "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
    ------------------
    Which is smarter? you ask. The Cat or The Dog?
    ....When was the last time you saw any cats pulling a fully loaded sled through the frozen tundra??
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    "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
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    There is one inteligent species on this planet.......and cats own many of them.

 

 

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