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    A guy and his monkey.

    A guy walked into a bar with his pet monkey ordered a drink. While
    he was drinking, the monkey jumped all around the place. It grabbed
    some olives off the bar and ate them, then grabbed some sliced limes and
    ate them. It jumped onto the pool table, took one of the billiard
    balls, stuck it in his mouth, and, to everyone's amazement, somehow
    swallowed it whole.

    The bartender screamed at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey
    just did?"

    The guy said, "No, what?"

    "He just ate a billiard ball off my pool table - whole!"

    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats
    everything in sight. Sorry, I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finished
    his drink, paid his bar bill along with the stuff the monkey ate
    and walked out.

    Two weeks later he came into the bar again along with his monkey.

    He ordered a drink and the monkey y started running around the bar as

    While the man was finishing his drink, the monkey found a
    maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it. Then it found a peanut. This, too, he stuck up his
    butt, pulled it out and ate it.

    The bartender was disgusted "Did you see what your monkey did now?"
    he asked.

    "No, what?" replied the guy.

    "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out and
    ate it. The same with a peanut!"

    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me." said the guy. "He still eats
    everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball,
    he measures everything first."

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    ROFLMFAO, All my gods thats halarious, dirty nasty, but halarious.
    The reason dogs are great is they wag their tails, not their tongues.

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  4. #4
    Have a look on my monkey...

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  5. #5
    A Guy and His Monkey are the funniest daily webcomics you will find online. You want daily webcomics to make you laugh, you've found it.
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