View Full Version : Some jokes about pigs

05-30-2011, 01:21 AM
A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No wonder that mama pig is so big," she yelled. "Theres a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!"

Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it "Ham Hocks".

Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldnt get it off the ground. .

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mothers day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.

FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.

06-10-2011, 06:35 AM
great pig joke. the other post wasnt to hot but hey ho!!