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Hajoless
05-06-2011, 07:27 PM
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, maam," said the manager smoothly. "After all, youve never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"

Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, hed beat her with a shovel!

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why ? Because that was the end of May!

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zedservices
06-10-2011, 05:39 AM
hahahaha thanksfor that. great joke!! lol