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goatfreak101
05-01-2013, 04:36 PM
You see, wild animals, we love you and all. But an elephant's too fat, a giraffe too tall, unlike a cat who can fit on the couch, lions and tigers will bite us. OUCH! You see, wild animals, whether too big or too fierce, I will not let you stay here. I have seen at the zoo that monkeys throw poop. And ostriches cannot fit in a coop. Wild animals I do really like, not including the hippo who just ate my bike. Your'e wild animals, not pets we cannot afford to take YOU to the vets.




Please remember that wild animals should not be kept in your house. This will be best for everybody, both animal and human. This poem is a funny message to animals hiding a serious message to humans.