View Full Version : A guy and his monkey.

08-13-2006, 09:02 AM
A guy walked into a bar with his pet monkey ordered a drink. While
he was drinking, the monkey jumped all around the place. It grabbed
some olives off the bar and ate them, then grabbed some sliced limes and
ate them. It jumped onto the pool table, took one of the billiard
balls, stuck it in his mouth, and, to everyone's amazement, somehow
swallowed it whole.

The bartender screamed at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey
just did?"

The guy said, "No, what?"

"He just ate a billiard ball off my pool table - whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats
everything in sight. Sorry, I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finished
his drink, paid his bar bill along with the stuff the monkey ate
and walked out.

Two weeks later he came into the bar again along with his monkey.

He ordered a drink and the monkey y started running around the bar as

While the man was finishing his drink, the monkey found a
maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it. Then it found a peanut. This, too, he stuck up his
butt, pulled it out and ate it.

The bartender was disgusted "Did you see what your monkey did now?"
he asked.

"No, what?" replied the guy.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out and
ate it. The same with a peanut!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me." said the guy. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball,
he measures everything first."

08-13-2006, 04:42 PM
ROFLMFAO, All my gods thats halarious, dirty nasty, but halarious.

08-13-2006, 07:25 PM

01-14-2011, 04:41 AM
Have a look on my monkey...


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01-24-2011, 05:12 AM
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